In attempts to get Teka to stop chewing at my books, I put on some dance music.
Poor buddy’s confused because it wants to eat book, but HAS to dance
All these “cuddle and play video games” date ideas are weak. We’re playing mario kart double dash, cuddling is a distraction. Im here to win
you sweet beautiful man
You know, what I find interesting, is there is at least two works in the past fifteen years or so about kids killing each other, mostly isolated from any adult supervision.
What’s the classic example of that? Lord of the Flies.
When I studied that in grade eight, it was…
Hannibal: *screams from mountain top* I EAT PEOPLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Jack Crawford at the bottom of the mountain: *screams back* YOU EAT PINEAPPLE? ME TOO!!
What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?
boyfriends are cool i guess but consider this
|—||Pablo Picasso (via clumsiest)|